Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 16, 2018

When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon,...
When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come and get you." -- Jerry Lewis

There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible...
There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible meany. The hatch of her snatch Had a catch that would latch - She could only be screwed by Houdini.