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There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

"You can't have everything. Where would you...
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him...
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. -- Booker T. Washington

In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then...
In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -- Alan Perlis

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover...
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling...
T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but...
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell

Your business will assume vast proportions.
Your business will assume vast proportions.
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