Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of June, 2018

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark...
JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said...

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good...
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran

Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.

Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.
Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.

The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best...
The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke. First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize, three years; and there were six honorable mentions of one year each.

WE: The single most important word in the world.
WE: The single most important word in the world.