Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 3, 2018

Pittsburgh driver's test 10: Potholes are a) extremely...
Pittsburgh driver's test 10: Potholes are a) extremely dangerous. b) patriotic. c) the fault of the previous administration. d) all going to be fixed next summer. The correct answer is b. Potholes destroy unpatriotic,...

Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if...
Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if I do what I want, if I screw a young nun In the eastertide sun?" His holiness murmured, "Gut yontiff."

There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no...
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser.

I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! --...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.