Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 13, 2020

MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been...
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.

An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot...
An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot games. He lighted the hair Of his lady's affair And laughed as she pissed through the flames.

This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see...
This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell, and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons...