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Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever...
Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink! -- Jimmie Durante

"Just Say No." - Nancy Reagan "No." ...
"Just Say No." - Nancy Reagan "No." - Ronald Reagan

Kill Ugly Processor Architectures - Karl Lehenbauer
Kill Ugly Processor Architectures - Karl Lehenbauer

My computer can beat up your computer. - Karl Lehenbauer
My computer can beat up your computer. - Karl Lehenbauer

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