| Humor: Monday March 30, 2020 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 30, 2020We dedicate this book to our fellow citizens who, for love...
We dedicate this book to our fellow citizens who, for love of truth, take from their own wants by taxes and gifts, and now and then send forth one of themselves as dedicated servant, to forward the search into the mysteries and marvelous simplicities... Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos... Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's... The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork... The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 30, 2020
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