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Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond...
Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts for ever. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could...
A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could be. A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea.

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