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Apr 2, 2007

Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your...
Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.

Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M...
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

If you can read this, you're too close.
If you can read this, you're too close.

If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year...
If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
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