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Apr 22, 2018

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until...
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.

nohup rm -fr /&
nohup rm -fr /&

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an...
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain

nolo contendere: A legal term meaning: "I didn't...
nolo contendere: A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, judge, and I'll never do it again."

nominal egg: New Yorkerese for expensive.
nominal egg: New Yorkerese for expensive.


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