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Jun 23, 2019

One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing...
One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small. And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all. Has given...

One planet is all you get.
One planet is all you get.

One possible reason that things aren't going according...
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan...
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneration:...
One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneration: He never blamed his problems On the former Administration. -- George O. Ludcke


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