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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1111 of 2298

One possible reason why things aren't going
according to plan is that there never was a plan.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1112 of 2298

One reason why George Washington
Is held in such veneration:
He never blamed his problems
On the former Administration.
                -- George O. Ludcke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1113 of 2298

One Saturday afternoon, during the campaign to decide whether or not there
should be a Coastal Commission, I took a helicopter ride from Los Angeles
to San Diego.  We passed several state beaches, some crowded and some
virtually empty.  They had the same facilities, and in some cases the crowded
and the empty beach were within a quarter mile of each other.  Obviously
many beach-goers prefer to be crowded together. Buying more beaches that
people won't go to because they prefer to be crowded together on one beach
is a ridiculous waste of our natural resources and our taxes.
                -- Ronald Reagan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1114 of 2298

One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1115 of 2298

One should always be in love.  That is the reason one should never marry.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1116 of 2298

ONE SIZE FITS ALL:
        Doesn't fit anyone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1117 of 2298

One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1118 of 2298

One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1119 of 2298

ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out
warehouse.  "Oh, oh," I said.  "Disneyland burned down."  He cried and
cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
late.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1120 of 2298

One thing the inventors can't seem to
get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
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