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Oct 13, 2006

Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine...
Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol

Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!

Make it right before you make it faster.
Make it right before you make it faster.

Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream...
Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.

MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink...
MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink and derive. Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving


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