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Jul 13, 2006

"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I...
"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse

"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie. If...
"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie. If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the basement: 1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the head with an axe! 2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your underwear. 3) ...

Victory or defeat!
Victory or defeat!

"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion." --...
"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion." -- Harlan Ellison

"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is...
"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!" -- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse


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