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Mar 26, 2020

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference...
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another. -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands...
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse...
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- Lazarus Long

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home...
Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.


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