Freebsd Fortunes

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.

Finagle's Creed:
        Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.

Finagle's First Law:
        If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's fourth Law:
        Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes
it worse.

Finagle's Second Law:
        No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
happened according to his own pet theory.

Finagle's Third Law:
        In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
        beyond all need of checking, is the mistake

Corollaries:
        (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
        (2) The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
            don't want to hear, will see it immediately.

Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture
on a rock.
                -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.

Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.

Fine's Corollary:
        Functionality breeds Contempt.