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Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean
of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
"My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the
unbelieving dean.  At this point, one of his players happened to enter
the dean's office.  "Let me show you what I mean", said Sherrill, and he
told the player to run over to his office to see if he was in.  "OK, Coach",
the player replied, and was off.  "See what I mean?" Sherrill asked.
"Yeah", replied the dean.  "He could have just picked up this phone and
called you from here."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  262 of 2171

Texas is Hell on woman and horses.
                -- Wayne Oakes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  263 of 2171

Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies.
                -- Adolf Hitler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  264 of 2171

Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  265 of 2171

That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.
                -- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  266 of 2171

That does not compute.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  267 of 2171

That feeling just came over me.
                -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  268 of 2171

That government is best which governs least.
                -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  269 of 2171

That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,
that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love
in the same way as us.
                -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  270 of 2171

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
                -- Richard Armour
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