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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1054 of 1371

Acting is not very hard.  The most important things are to be able to laugh
and cry.  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life.  And if I have to laugh,
well, I think of my sex life.
                -- Glenda Jackson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1055 of 1371

Actor                   Real Name

Boris Karloff           William Henry Pratt
Cary Grant              Archibald Leach
Edward G. Robinson      Emmanual Goldenburg
Gene Wilder             Gerald Silberman
John Wayne              Marion Morrison
Kirk Douglas            Issur Danielovitch
Richard Burton          Richard Jenkins Jr.
Roy Rogers              Leonard Slye
Woody Allen             Allen Stewart Konigsberg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1056 of 1371

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1057 of 1371

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
                -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
                New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1058 of 1371

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1059 of 1371

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.  Proof by induction:

N=1.    Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
        only have one floor to go to.

Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
        If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the
        induction hypothesis.  If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you
        and the elevator have only one choice, namely down.  Therefore,
        it is true for all N+1 floors.
QED.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1060 of 1371

Ad astra per aspera.  (To the stars by aspiration.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1061 of 1371

ADA:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
        Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop
        an ADA awareness.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1062 of 1371

ADA:
        Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
        Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1063 of 1371

ADA, n.:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."
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