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Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the
former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.
Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and
reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days, spirits
were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women
and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty
deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus
was the Empire forged.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western
Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this
at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly
insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are
so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo
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Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
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Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
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Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill Cosby
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Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.