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Fortune: 805 - 814 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  805 of 1371

A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  806 of 1371

A musician, an artist, an architect:
        the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
                -- William Blake
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  807 of 1371

A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes.
                -- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  808 of 1371

A narcissist is anyone better-looking than you.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  809 of 1371

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  810 of 1371

A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  811 of 1371

A national debt, if it is not excessive,
will be to us a national blessing.
                -- Alexander Hamilton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  812 of 1371

A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.  "It is out on
loan," the teacher replied.  At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside
the stable.  "But I can hear it bray, over there."  "Whom do you believe,"
asked Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  813 of 1371

A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon
discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.  At about 5,000 feet,
still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the
same speed as he was going towards the ground.  As they passed each other at
3,000 feet, the 'chutist yells, "HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"
        The reply came, fading towards the end, "NO!  DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT COLEMAN STOVES?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  814 of 1371

A new koan:
        If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
        If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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