Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1960 of 2298 |
SAGDEEV CALLED ON THE U.S. TO MAKE A RECIPROCAL GESTURE:
In a recent speech in London, the irrepressible former head of the
Soviet Space Research Institute noted that the Soviet Government has offered
to convert its gigantic Krasnoyarsk radar in Siberia into an international
space research facility in response to U.S. complaints that the radar would
violate the ABM treaty. Sagdeev suggested that the U.S. reciprocate by
turning the unfinished U.S. embassy in Moscow into a nuclear crisis reduction
center. The communication system, he pointed out, is already in place.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1961 of 2298 |
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of
Sagitarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People laugh at
you a great deal.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1962 of 2298 |
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
Move slowly today, be deliberate. Indications are for bleeding
ulcers. Drink milk. Try not to be your usual offensive and
obnoxious self. Call your mother.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1963 of 2298 |
SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22 - Dec.21)
Your efforts to help a little old lady cross a street will
backfire when you learn that she was waiting for a bus. Subdue
impulse you have to push her out into traffic.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1964 of 2298 |
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I
got started one night when George came home and found one burning in
the ashtray."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1965 of 2298 |
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
-- Heard on Noahs' ark
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1966 of 2298 |
Sailors in ships, sail on!
Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1967 of 2298 |
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
-- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1968 of 2298 |
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed
in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carlin
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1969 of 2298 |
Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained
to share. We're trained to protect ourselves by not
letting anyone too close. Good grief, if I go around
sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally: It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? You're really asking me to sail into
uncharted waters here.
-- Sally Forth
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