Humor: Monday September 25, 2006 - Worst of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Apr 28, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 25, 2006


I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some...
I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep...
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 25, 2006
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
All Time Worst  |  Year's Worst  |  Month's Worst  |  Today's Worst
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes