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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 26, 2007


Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed...
Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to reinstall.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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