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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday February 1, 2007


Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it ...
Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under...
Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone; never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie, till the dark lord lifts...

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