Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday February 27, 2007

When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean...
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Otto Von Bismarck

algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.
algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk...
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone...
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local...
In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a...
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such...
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.

In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over...
In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.