Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 9, 2007

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic...
I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough. Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Starr

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes,...
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. -- Tallulah Bankhead

Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from...
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American? A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech...

Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody...
Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody tell you what's impossible for you; don't let nobody tell you what you got to do, or you'll never know ... what's on the other side of the rainbow... remember, if you don't follow your...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight...
Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"