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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1131 of 2298

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
                -- Laurence Peter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1132 of 2298

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1133 of 2298

Only fools are quoted.
                -- Anonymous
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1134 of 2298

Only God can make random selections.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1135 of 2298

Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Most UNIX programmers are great masters of style.
                -- The Unnamed Usenetter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1136 of 2298

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
                -- Alex Levine

[Oh come on, everybody knows that the four basic food groups are
hot sugar, cold sugar, carbohydrates and grease.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1137 of 2298

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right
to use the editorial "we".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1138 of 2298

Only someone with nothing to be sorry for
smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1139 of 2298

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
                -- Baba Ram Dass
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1140 of 2298

Only the fittest survive. The vanquished acknowledge their unworthiness by
placing a classified ad with the ritual phrase "must sell -- best offer,"
and thereafter dwell in infamy, relegated to discussing gas mileage and lawn
food.  But if successful, you join the elite sodality that spends hours
unpurifying the dialect of the tribe with arcane talk of bits and bytes, RAMS
and ROMS, hard disks and baud rates. Are you obnoxious, obsessed?  It's a
modest price to pay.  For you have tapped into the same awesome primal power
that produces credit-card billing errors and lost plane reservations.  Hail,
postindustrial warrior, subduer of Bounceoids, pride of the cosmos, keeper of
the silicone creed: Computo, ergo sum.  The force is with you -- at 110 volts.
May your RAMS be fruitful and multiply.
                -- Curt Suplee, "Smithsonian", 4/83
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