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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1191 of 2327

If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1192 of 2327

If you love something set it free.  If it doesn't
come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1193 of 2327

If you make a mistake you right it
immediately to the best of your ability.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1194 of 2327

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year
with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1195 of 2327

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1196 of 2327

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll
be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1197 of 2327

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody
in the whole wide world, don't trust him.  It means he experiments.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1198 of 2327

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
                -- Schmidt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1199 of 2327

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1200 of 2327

If you need anything just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
Just put your lips together and blow.
                -- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have Not"
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