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There once was a young man from France
Who waited ten years for his chance;
Then he muffed it...
 
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There once was a young man from Yuma
Who attempted sex with a puma
        He gave up real quick
        Minus nose, toes, and prick
In obvious pain and ill huma.
 
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There once was a young man from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma.
        Now his dry bleached bones lie,
        Under hot Asian skies,
'Cause the puma had no sense of huma.
 
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There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse, and died.
        He had a twin brother
        Who fell in another
And now they're interred side by side.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  408 of 860

There once was a young man named Gene,
Who invented a screwing machine.
        Concave and convex,
        It served either sex,
And it played with itself inbetween.
 
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There once was a young man named Lancelot
Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot
        For when he should pass
        A desirable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
 
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There once was an Arpanet freak,
Who better response-time did seek.
        He searched coast to coast,
        For a reliable host,
Whose logger took less than a week.
 
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There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
        It at last grew so small,
        He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
 
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There once were two brothers named Luntz
Who buggered each other at once.
        When asked to account
        For this intricate mount,
They said, "Ass-holes are tighter than cunts."
 
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There once were two women from Birmingham.
And this is the story concerning 'em.
        They lifted the frock
        And fondled the cock
Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.
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