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Apr 28, 2006

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than...
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break...
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmidt

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry...
If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty. Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.

If you need anything just whistle. You know how to whistle,...
If you need anything just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow. -- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have Not"

If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not...
If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.

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