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Apr 8, 2006

Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent...
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. -- Walt Kelly

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's...
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schulz

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy...
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed...
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Allen

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going...
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? -- Tom Stoppard

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