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Oct 8, 2006

"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and...
"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village...
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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