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Jul 1, 2006

A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say...
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner, British film director

A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales...
A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around *Boston*." "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian. "Paul Revere?",...

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it...
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."

A timely marriage: one made before your children start nagging...
A timely marriage: one made before your children start nagging you about it. -- Diane Duane

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