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Jul 15, 2006

schlattwhapper, n: The window shade that allows itself...
schlattwhapper, n: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a...
Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith...
Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith are in complete discord.

Science Fiction, Double Feature. Frank has built and lost...
Science Fiction, Double Feature. Frank has built and lost his creature. Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. The servants gone to a distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the late night, double feature, Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the late night, double...

Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones...
Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. -- Jules Henri Poincare

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