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Jul 11, 2006

... this is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance...
... this is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance buried under six million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch." -- The Firesign Theater

... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was...
... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"

U X e dUdX, e dX, cosine, secant, tangent, sine,...
U X e dUdX, e dX, cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159...

* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.

VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted...
VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to ...

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