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Jul 2, 2006

Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some...
Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow; Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pays: Willie's quite hard-boiled by now. It rained Willie seven days. Little...

Wilner's Observation: All conversations with a potato...
Wilner's Observation: All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private.

Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing...
Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing. -- Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static...
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick... -- Stephen Wright

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