Daily Fortunes

Aug 13, 2006

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that...
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.

Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe...
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.

Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers...
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.

Real programs don't eat cache.
Real programs don't eat cache.

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