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Aug 4, 2006

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing...
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee. -- Snoopy

Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more...
Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe... I spent it on a fling with your best...

Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!

jogger, n: An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
jogger, n: An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.

John Dame May Oscar Was Gay ...
John Dame May Oscar Was Gay Was Whitty Was Wilde But Gerard Hopkins But John Greenleaf But Thornton Was Manley Was Whittier Was Wilder -- Willard Espy

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