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Aug 25, 2006

There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man...
There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick. -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"

There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates...
There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats. It's called the Birch John Society.

There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience,...
There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the Fatherland. -- Adolf Hitler

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers...
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already...

There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood,...
There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the other hand, don't count on it. -- T.K. Lawson

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