Daily Fortunes

Aug 18, 2006

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious,...
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.
Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit! Just...
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit! Just type in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law: Name \#

Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

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