Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends
his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
                -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"

There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of
wooden toilet seats.

It's called the Birch John Society.

There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
Fatherland.
                -- Adolf Hitler

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.  There
is another theory which states that this has already happened.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There is a time in the tides of men,
Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success.
On the other hand, don't count on it.
                -- T.K. Lawson

There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
                -- Helen Rowland

There is always more hell that needs raising.
                -- Lauren Leveut

There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling
somebody out.
                -- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"

There is always someone worse off than yourself.

There is always something new out of Africa.
                -- Gaius Plinius Secundus