Daily FortunesJul 1, 2007
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
"But I don't want to go on the cart..."
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"But I don't want to go on the cart..."
"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
"But I'm feeling much better..."
"No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!"
-- Monty Python, "The Holy...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by...
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.
Death didn't answer. He was looking at Spold in the same...
Death didn't answer. He was looking at Spold in the same way as a dog looks
at a bone, only in this case things were more or less the other way around.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 1, 2007
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