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Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit!
Just type in your name and social security number.
Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law:
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 155 of 2171 |
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 156 of 2171 |
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 157 of 2171 |
sushi, n:
When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and
strapped on with electrical tape.
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Sushido, n:
The way of the tuna.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 159 of 2171 |
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 160 of 2171 |
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 161 of 2171 |
SWEATER:
A garment worn by a child when their mother feels chilly.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 162 of 2171 |
Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.
-- Thomas Tusser
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Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess,
And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes".
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