Daily Fortunes

May 17, 2007

They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy. Foreigners always...
They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. -- Mark Twain

They told me you had proven it When they discovered...
They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before. Their hair began to curl The proof was valid, more or less Instead of understanding it But rather less than more. We'd run the thing through...

They told me you had proven it About a month...
They told me you had proven it About a month before. The proof was valid, more or less He sent them word that we would try But rather less than more. To pass where they had failed And after we were done,...

They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all...
They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat ...
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard

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