Freebsd Fortunes 6

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.

Surprise!  You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit!
Just type in your name and social security number.
Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law:

Name       #

Surprise due today.  Also the rent.

Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.

sushi, n:
        When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and
        strapped on with electrical tape.

Sushido, n:
        The way of the tuna.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
                -- Wm. Shakespeare

Swap read error.  You lose your mind.

SWEATER:
        A garment worn by a child when their mother feels chilly.