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Fortune: 957 - 966 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  957 of 2171

The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes.  Fully clothed, I might add.
                -- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  958 of 2171

The passionate young thing was having a difficult time getting across what
she wanted from her rather dense boyfriend.  Finally she asked,
        "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis?"
        "Gosh, no!" he replied.  "I hate hospitals."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  959 of 2171

The past always looks better than it was.
It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  960 of 2171

The people sensible enough to give
good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  961 of 2171

The perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly --
not just when you occasionally are that way, but also when you
waver, when you forget yourself, act like less than you are.
In time, you become more like his vision of you -- which is the
person you have always wanted to be.
                -- Nancy Friday
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  962 of 2171

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
                -- Charles Pierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  963 of 2171

The perfect man is the true partner.  Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,
but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that
quality of joy.
                -- Erica Jong
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  964 of 2171

The person who can smile when something
goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  965 of 2171

The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  966 of 2171

The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
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