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May 3, 2007

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer:...
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms...
Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms and violence, But peace for one and all. Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin, Help bring back her dignity, restore her faith again. Work hard for a common cause, don't let our country...

Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers

Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered...
Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.

Walk softly and carry a big stick. -- Theodore...
Walk softly and carry a big stick. -- Theodore Roosevelt

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