Daily FortunesMar 24, 2008
Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic...
Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls...
We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
-- Walter Summers
What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
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What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank,...
When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob.
-- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to...
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a
barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another
drink!" The announcement...
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 24, 2008
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