Daily Fortunes

Feb 18, 2008

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...

Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete...
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.

Carney's Law: There's at least a 50-50 chance that someone will...
Carney's Law: There's at least a 50-50 chance that someone will print the name Craney incorrectly. -- Jim Canrey

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

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