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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1341 of 2171

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1342 of 2171

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1343 of 2171

There are three possibilities:
Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun;
there's a large meteor blocking transmission;
someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1344 of 2171

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
                -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1345 of 2171

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need
the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the
world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the
long winter evenings.
                -- Quentin Crisp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1346 of 2171

There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
                -- Maugham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1347 of 2171

There are three schools of magic.  One:  State a tautology, then ring the
changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy.  Two:  Record many facts.
Try to find a pattern.  Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's
science.  Three:  Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled
by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1348 of 2171

There are three things I always forget.  Names, faces -- the third I
can't remember.
                -- Italo Svevo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1349 of 2171

There are three things I have always loved
and never understood -- art, music, and women.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1350 of 2171

There are three things men can do with women:
love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
                -- Stephen Stills
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