Daily Fortunes

Apr 26, 2008

PROBLEM DRINKER: A man who never buys.
PROBLEM DRINKER: A man who never buys.

Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had...
Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone send me the scripts...

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's...
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130 midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam. Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average has now dropped to a phenomenal 30

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